How do we go back to our bland, miserable lives deprived of fresh, Maine lobster twice a day…every day? Lobster eaten in a setting that a fairy tale depiction couldn’t do justice. Maine is Mother Nature at her finest in landscape and human evolution. We came. We saw. We left (shockingly 5 lbs heavier). Now, our future looks bleak. Our hearts our broken. So I penned an open letter to express our feelings. … F#*$ING LOBSTAH: AN OPEN LETTER TO MAINE